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anything means more
than you ever intended
when you mean nothing



Posted 05.18.12|


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summertime blues




Posted 05.01.12|


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the end of comments

I was notified the other day that Echo, the comment system I use, will be going the way of the dodo bird. In other words, extinction. Disappeared. Totally gone.

Bastards.

When I added comments to madhaiku.com some eight or nine years ago, I chose Haloscan because it was simple, which was important because I manually manipulate the site with my limited html skills (and Dreamweaver). Best of all, Haloscan was FREE.

Then, a couple of years ago, some company bought Haloscan and started charging for it. Granted, it was only 12 bucks a year, but still...

Now the company has decided to "evolve" into a "new business model," which doesn't include the current commenting widget. Fortunately, I have some time to figure out what I'm going to do. The "end of life," as they put it, won't occur till October.

So, my friends, take your potshots while you can.


Posted 04.22.12|


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know your limitations




Posted 04.11.12|


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even cows get the blues




Posted 03.27.12|


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a visit from President Obama?



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On June 17, 2011, shortly after 11:30 a.m. EDT, someone in the Executive Office of the President of the United States of America landed on madhaiku.com while searching the internet for haiku -- specifically, "mad at you haiku." Whoever it was spent a little more than 10 minutes scrolling through the MadHaiku archives. Since whoever it was left no comment, it's unknown whether he (or she) found whatever he (or she) was looking for.

A few tidbits, however, can be gleaned from the site meter statistics. The person was on a PC running Windows NT 6.1, using Internet Explorer 8.0. (Huh, I would've figured the Obama Administration for Apple people.) He (or she) used ask.com instead of Google. This is the page that he (or she) landed on: click here

I suppose it could've been anyone in the president's office looking up haiku that day -- a secretary, an aide to the chief of staff, even an intern. I'd like to think, though, that it was President Obama himself looking for a little inspiration on a haiku he wanted to send to someone he was pissed at, maybe House Speaker John Boehner. I'd like to think the president sent something like this:

You dirty bastard!
how come you double-crossed me
on the damn budget?


Posted 03.22.12|


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untitled

i give you this book:
it's not the thought but the words
inside



Posted 03.18.12|


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how do you like them apples

a haiku a day
can keep the doctor away
(bullshit but sounds good)



Posted 03.13.12|


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