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A Million Things (You May Not Know About Me) 1,000,000: I like my job. 999,999:
I'd like it even more if I didn't have to spend a minimum 3 hours a day
commuting back and forth to it. 999,998:
I tend to favor the color blue, particularly the darker hues -- indigo,
midnight, navy, thalia. 999,997:
I'm also partial to the darkest blue of all, which I guess is black. 999,996:
I used to have pretty bad eyesight. But then one day I woke up and decided
I no longer wanted to be a four-eyed geek, so I got Lasik done. Now my
vision is better than perfect -- 20-15. 999,995:
But I still need to wear glasses when I read, and because I read a lot
at home and at work, I'M STILL A FOUR-EYED GEEK. 999,994:
I'm a hopeless romantic in a cynic's clothing. 999,993:
But I don't cry at movies. 999,992: I own 24 neckties, zero bow ties. 999,991:
I shave my legs. But I'm no girlie man; I'm a cyclist. 999,990:
I happen to think this country has got exactly the government it deserves
mostly because a bare majority of the voting public either hasn't been
paying much attention or is pretty dumb. 999,989:
I once had a car known as Da Bomb, but only because the engine could blow
up at any moment. 999,988: I own four pairs of dress shoes and three pairs of cycling shoes. 999,987: I was blessed with a super-fast metabolism. People used to marvel at how much I could eat and not gain a pound. 999,986: Lately, though, my super-fast metabolism seems to be slowing down -- a lot. I'm no fatty yet, but I'm probably 10 or 12 pounds heavier than my fighting weight. 999,985: I'm a cancer survivor. 999,986: When I was in college, I briefly dated an exotic dancer. 999,985: I don't consider myself a blogger. I consider myself a bloke with minimal HTML skills and some spare time on his hands. 999,984: I own three bicycles. 999,983: And three iPods. 999,982: There is no connection between those two facts that I'm aware of. 999,981: I bet y'all were afraid that I was actually going to try to list a million of these things. Heh.
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