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46.
i'm
bound for Frisco
wearing flowers in my hair
acid trips galore
posted
12.09.05|
45.
flowing
saffron robes
beg chant around the airport
damn hare krishnas
posted
12.07.05|
Honky-Tonk
Haiku
44.
the
highway of love
has twists & turns aplenty
i'm getting car sick
posted
7.12.05|
43.
coo
softly in bed
your skin tingling to my touch
oops, you're not my wife!
posted
7.11.05|
42.
i
like how you smell
your scent drifting in the wind
like propane on fire
posted
7.07.05|
41.
my
wife ran away
with my buddy down the street
I really miss him
posted
7.06.05|
40.
you
said you loved me
so how come i woke up in
the gutter of love
posted
7.02.05|
HiP
HoP Haiku
39.
i
read it somewhere
global warming is a myth
dumbass repugnicans
posted
6.27.05|
38.
the
baddest of the bad
is so bad she badder than
the baddest of the bad
posted
6.25.05|
37.
in
a muzzle's flash
the preponderance of your fate
drops like a spent bullet
posted
6.21.05|
36.
In
the Land of Tag
where Day-Glo Immortals roam
Basquiat was king
posted
6.20.05|
35.
wings
of icarus
melting in the sizzling sun
white boy couldn't fly
posted
6.15.05|
34.
lissen
up homies:
trine & slade
be propoundin;
them girlz got giggles
posted
6.14.05|
33.
Red
be trippin yo
red head bobbin to the beat
her bootie got game
posted
6.12.05|
32.
gimme
no dizney
as you proselytize your jack
mickey got no dick
posted
6.9.05|
31.
paris,
gimme some
in your bad black negligee
not the burger bitch!
posted
6.7.05|
30.
im
descended from
genghis khan. not really but
kiss my YeLLoW DNA anyway
posted
6.6.05|
29.
so
Throat was a Fed
sucked the Truth from all the bullshit
like Linda Lovelace
posted
6.3.05|
Irregular
Haiku
28.
A
tear falls
from the sky
alone and sad
posted
Memorial Day 05|
27.
I
don't like birds all that much
they shit on your car; sometimes they shit on you
tweet tweet BANG BANG
posted
05.25.05|
26.
I
saw a flying saucer
But no one will believe me
Little green men are so 1950s
posted
05.16.05|
25.
The
sound of my voice
As we say our final goodbye:
Can you grab
me a beer before you leave?
posted
04.30.05|
24.
if
the Is of Was
were not have been but could be
then I am not me
(Another
regrigerator door original)
posted
04.29.05|
23.
I
dream to fly
To streak across the sky
a) Like Errol Flynn on acid
b) Like Sally Field in a habit
c) Like Gidget without a bikini
d)
?
posted
04.28.05|
22.
Love's
gorgeous gift is
But a lucious chant & moan
From a flood of you
(Composed
originally on my refrigerator door.)
posted
04.27.05|
21.
I
used to do drugs
I don't do them any longer
I forget why
posted
04.26.05|
20.
Some
people call me a minimalist
I don't know what that means
Is it like that guy Marcel Marceau?
posted
04.25.05|
19.
Bless
me father
For I have sinned
Hey, just kidding
posted
04.24.05|
18.
Shootem
Eatem
Shitem
posted
04.23.05|
17.
A
poem is
a useless thing, like saying
Fuck You with flowers
posted
04.22.05|
16.
I
went to a gypsy woman
To have my fortune read
Why was she laughing so hysterically?
posted
04.21.05|
15.
Frederich
Nietzsche is a pal of mine
We hang out at a place called Spago
He'd be a bigger tipper but, well, he's dead
posted
04.18.05|
14.
I
get drunk
I write haiku
The Moon howls back
posted
04.16.05|
13.
A
sexy girl calls on the phone
Cooing and whispering sweet nothings
Oh, wrong number
posted
04.15.05|
12.
This
is your brain
This is your brain on drugs (SPLAT)
Maybe I shouldn't buy pharmaceuticals off the Internet
posted
04.14.05|
11.
I
had a (girl)friend once
She was so surly, so irritable
I think she had hemorrhoids (or something)
posted
04.13.05|
10.
Down
in the subway
A homeless man mutters madly
Dangling his participles
posted
04.12.05|
9.
 
Avril
Lavigne wants to kick my ass
I'm not exactly sure why
Maybe cuz I think Sk8er Boi is like reely stoopid
posted
04.11.05|
8.
I
got another e-mail today
It said GET BIGGER BREASTS
But no pictures were attached
posted
04.09.05|
7.
Inside
a restroom
A man howling like a dog
No toilet paper
posted
04.08.05|
6.
Michael
Jackson gives me the creeps
The way he looks, the way he laughs (hee hee hee)
Maybe I shouldn't have left those magazines at his house
posted
04.07.05|
5.
I
surf BlogExplosion
quite a lot
So do you
Otherwise you'd be doing something more productive
posted
04.05.05|
4.
I
woke up this morning
And discovered the Meaning of Life
What, you expect me to tell YOU?
posted
04.04.05|
3.
I
got an e-mail today
It said ENLARGE YOUR PENIS
But it didn't say how
posted
04.03.05|
2.
I
heard the Pope was deathly ill
The cardinals may soon be holding an election
I hope they're better at it than the state of Florida
posted
04.02.05|
1.
Believe
it or not
The word gullible
Is not in the dictionary
posted
04.01.05|
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