MadHaiku
 
 
 

About the author

"I write the crap so you don't have to."

Some facts

How I write this crap

Email me here

Facebook

Living in the past

» The worst haiku ever

» MoBy DiCk In HaIkU v2

04.17.06-05.16.06

05.18.06-06.08.06

06.10.06-07.07.06

07.10.06-07.30.06

08.01.06-08.30.06

09.03.06-09.30.06

10.03.06-11.02.06

11.06.06-12.01.06

12.04.06-12.29.06

01.02.07-02.05.07

02.08.07-03.19.07

03.22.07-04.17.07

04.19.07-05.17.07

05.21.07-06.23.07

06.27.07-08.08.07

08.12.07-09.13.07

09.19.07-10.31.07

11.04.07-12.03.07

12.07.07-01.14.08

01.16.08-02.21.08

02.24.08-04.03.08

04.07.08_05.17.08

05.24.08_07.01.08

07.06.08_08.13.08

08.17.08_09.26.08

09.30.08_11.15.08

11.18.08_12.18.08


Mostly ueseless crap

Weblog Commenting and Trackback by HaloScan.com

Stumble Upon Toolbar

subscribe if you dare



True stories in 3 lines



In an instant life
or what she mistook for life
was changed forever



Posted 01.20.09|


Bookmark and Share


» Stupid photos: Sorry, I'm an asshole




Eat, ate, um...




Posted 01.16.09|


Bookmark and Share


» Roger Ebert's Journal: If you're not reading it, you're missing perhaps the best comments in the world. Well, except for the ones posted here.




The Best (or Worst) of MadHaiku Vol. 4

 


ode to frank zappa

ZaPPa cRaPPa ZaP
cRaPPa ZaPPa ZaPPa CrAp
DoN't EaT YeLLoW SnOw

 


Miss Lonelyhearts

Some advice to the lovelorn:
never date someone
you meet in a bar


Fortune cookie haiku



shit or get off the pot!

dude on the crapper
yaks away on his cell phone
in between his farts




Nihilist haiku




Guess I need a tuneup

the human body
is a wonderful machine
too bad my head smokes



Posted 01.12.09|


Bookmark and Share





Maybe tomorrow

Some day we may know
if love can move a mountain
or hold up the sky


Posted 01.09.09|


Bookmark and Share


» Biking for Obama: Getting to the inauguration the hard way.




Haiku throwdown

You know the rules (there are none). Think of it as "8 Mile" except a lot shorter.

Yo momma so fat
her haiku gets squeezed skinny
through big chubby cheeks


Posted 01.05.09|


Bookmark and Share


» Words that sound offensive but aren't.




time marches on

as the years roll by
memories wash over me
like warm ocean waves


Posted 01.01.09|


Bookmark and Share


» Grafitti heralding the Icelandic band sigur rós.




what's luck got to do with it

luck only works
with the women and the cards
sometimes not at all


Posted 12.29.08|


Bookmark and Share


» "A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes." -- 500 Mostly Useless Facts.




fantastic planet

germs are everywhere
in the water, in the air
microbes will rule earth!


Posted 12.26.08|


Bookmark and Share


» Because I'm fascinated by other people's notebooks: Anna Rusakova's moleskine.





Even Santa gets the blues

Christmas is coming
the geese are getting quite fat
too bad Santa's broke



Posted 12.21.08|


Bookmark and Share


» One Sentence: True stories told in a sentence.


MadHaiku.com

"Condemned to the recording of trivialities."


I got search

 
 

Friendly linksters

a little piece of the world

and so it goes

angela englund's writings

as suanie sees it

atomic poet

best I can tell

bits on the side

blah blah blog

blame my mom

blissed

blogjem

» blu london 2007

celeb pulp

celebrating the absurd

colour your world

constructive deconstruction

continued in chicago

the daily bitch

daramusing

dead guy

dream catalyst

dusty old dust

emancipation of eve

emerald eyes

faute de mieux

fireangel

frogshake

from durians to floating pies

from smiler, with love

georgahackworth

haiku tuna

hard to swallow

hey, I'm going crazy, are you coming?

i am the news

<insert poem here>

the jade gate

just writing words

leslie live

letters to ed

the lilli pad

little town in hungary

the lost artist


michael simonds

monkey muck

moby-dick 2.0

mr. friendly says so

my arms fold back

my vagina, my home

napman57's weblog

the needs of a few

one poet 4 man

» one sentence

our lady of guadalupe

panthera sapiens

pdx to mph

the phoenix

the pineapple report

pineapple takes on tide to go

» polanoid

runs with scissors

shadows of diogenes

ships, shoes and sealing wax

seize the nite

the silent k

simply complicated

simply jews

simply nutmeg

slightly amused

slightly drunk

steve's blog

steve's word

» stick figures, true stories

stop and wander

tales from the trailer park

» swing out sister

teddy's bleu moon

this*is*it

» tiny ghosts

tommy c's blog

the traveling pineapple

uspace haiku y senryu

v's spot

was i there?


© 2009 MadHaiku.com
All rights reserved or whatever