Posted 07.20.09|

» DOODLERS ANONYMOUS -- Some people just can't doodle enough


bot bait: Voldemort, magic wand, cats

Posted 07.15.09|

» TRY THIS AT HOME: The PENStory -- They shot 60,000 photos and made 9,600 prints to produce this stop-motion video. It's worth the 3 minutes to watch it.


bot bait: porn, taxes, incomplete, completedness

Posted 07.10.09|

» TWITTER'S FAIL WHALE AND THE ART IT HAS INSPIRED


bot bait: bottles, shoreline, litterbugs, twisted sister

Yay, it's summer

sticky summer day
sweat pours from every pore
HOTTER THAN HADES

Anuddah Day in Da Kine

loungin on da beach
knockin back anuddah beer
tinkin of nuttin

Summer in the City

Scorching summer day
Hot enough to fry an egg
On that bald guy's head

The bright side of chlorofluorocarbons

splendiferous day!
sun bright, gamma rays beaming
oh, no ozone layer

Blue Collar Beauty Pageant

you lookin' so fine
in your hot pants and halter
missin' some front teeth

At Da Beach

frolickin in da surf
wahines in bikinis
hey, no broke da jaw!

Maui Wowie

fluffy pink clouds
drifting where sky meets the sea
swish
         swirl
                   sunset

The end of summer

alone on the beach
just trash left by sweating hordes
where did summer go?

Posted 07.03.09|

» BRISTOL MUSEUM VS BANKSY -- The street artist goes straight, well, sort of


bot bait: girls in summer dresses, hotter than hell, global warming

Posted 06.28.09|

» THE HUNDRED MOST BEAUTIFULWORDS IN ENGLISH -- You be the judge


bot bait: crying is for sissies, clouds, wet

Posted 06.23.09|

» THE FALLEN PRINCESSES PROJECT


bot bait: worst u.s. president ever, decider, decisions, shitty

Posted 06.19.09|

» GOTHS IN HOT WEATHER -- a blog


bot bait: goths, camping, bad scouts

The Subway Chronicles
A graphic novel in haiku

Girl with a bicycle
lovely and mysterious
what's your destination?

Dude with a guitar
singing love songs out of tune
busted by the cops

Running down the stairs
mad dash across the platform
doors close in my face

Girl with the piercings
so much hardware on your face
stay clear of magnets!

The man with no pants
attracts lots of attention
like he was Britney

Chick with an ipod
didn't hear her train depart
life's a bitch sometimes

Annoying young girl
yaks endlessly about God
do you think I care?

Blind man with a cane
tapping across the platform
going the wrong way

Girl with skinny legs
prances across the platform
I try not to gawk

Posted 06.13.09|

» 1Q84 -- Early response to Haruki Murakami's new epic novel


bot bait: graphic novel, subway