| Why
I'm Not a 'Real' American |
1.
I'm from a big city.
2. The big city happens to be in a solidly blue state.
3. I don't own a gun or a pickup truck. Or a bowling
ball for that matter.
4. I'm not white.
5. Or evangelical Christian.
6. I like to think of myself as a nudist with clothes
on.
7. I recycle.
8. I believe evolution is more than just a theory.
9. I don't believe government should decide for a
woman.
10. I don't really care if two guys or two women get
married to each other.
11. I'm all for spreading the wealth around. Hell,
you want to spread some my way I should complain?
12.
On Tuesday, I'm going to exercise my constitutional
right to vote and I'm going to vote for Barack Obama,
not just because for the first time in my voting life,
the Democratic Party has a candidate I really want
to vote for or because I think he has better solutions
for the country's problems or because he offers real
hope for real change. No, I'm voting for Barack Obama
because I'm damn tired of people like that John McCain
and Sarah Palin and their ilk, with their narrow-minded,
hypocritical, lying-ass, politics trying to define
who is and who isn't an American. The reason I'm voting
for Barack Obama is pretty simple really: I believe
he is a symbol of America's future whereas John McCain
is nothing more than an overstuffed effigy of America's
past.
13.
Oh yeah, to Joe the Plumber? Go fuck yourself.
Posted
10.31.08|
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