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MadHaiku
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Being dead kind of sucks

Your image of me
is not my image of me
so what do we do?

Posted 04.03.08|

• Shit happens: How to dry a wet book

Untitled

What's the difference
between rain and loneliness
when the sun is gone

Posted 03.31.08|

• Emails from Mom

Is it live or is it Memorex?

Two of these were written by humans (me and Kerouac) and one was generated by a haiku program on a PDA I once owned till the damn thing blew up. Can you tell which is which?

1) The new moon
is the toe nail
of God

2) Squirrel runs up a tree
scampers among the branches
looking for his nuts

3) Along this road
maybe tonight
the sky of autumn

For those too lazy or whatever to write their own, here's a computerized haiku generator.

Posted 03.28.08|

Blogging for indifference

Found this test at From Smiler, With Love. Guess my addictions lie elsewhere.

15%How Addicted to Blogging Are You?

I once kept a blog
Like my pet turtle it croaked
Somewhere a toilet flushed

Posted 03.26.08|

You'd think I was a drunkard
(and you'd probably be right)

what i think about (when i am drunk)

what's the good of pants
if the Man in the Moon
has no legs?

what i think about (when i am sober)

hot flames burning bright
deep shadows cast secret light
i'm burnin' for you

ode to cheapass beer (in two parts)

i like cheapass beer
the way it sloshes around
and makes my head spin

pour it in a glass
or drink it from the bottle
also great in cans!

rung out the old

drunk shouting haiku
frothing like a lunatic
WTF it's me!

ring in the new

to tell you the truth
i like to do my drinking
at home. alone. in the dark.

14.

I get drunk
I write haiku
The Moon howls back

a day in the life of me

smoking cigarettes
and guzzling down jack daniels
yeah, a day well spent

Another True Confession

When I get hammered
I like to sing along to
really sappy songs

Night on the Town

Staggering in the night
Above me, a strange light blinking
DON'T WALK DON'T WALK DON'T WALK

Posted 03.22.08|

Conventional wisdom

Hillary don't suck
at 3 a.m. -- or ever
just ask hubbie Bill

Posted 03.19.08|

• Best of the Best: Homeless Signs

Chance encounter in the subway

The man with no pants
attracts lots of attention
like he was Britney

Posted 03.16.08|

Haiku to Banksy

Posted 03.11.08|

• Banksy's work • Warhol vs Bansky • Banksy caught in the act?

An epiphany or something like it

A thought comes to me
beneath the grand bodhi tree:
Life sucks, then you kick the fucken bucket

Posted 03.07.08|