mc haiku in da house yo

hip-hop in haiku
got no beat no street, shee-it
Basho got no rhymes

Posted 06.23.07|

google this

once upon a time
google was mighty fine
but all tyrants are punks

Posted 06.19.07|

what good is haiku?

haiku is useless
like a tree's dead leaves falling
Basho's voodoo child

Posted 06.15.07|

mirror, mirror on the wall...

i wish i was cute
so i wouldn't have to do
the things that i do

Posted 06.11.07|

the political prisoner

she's in the slammer
like any other jailbird
FREE PARIS HILTON

Posted 06.06.07|

ode to a (recent) flat

i hate flat tires
they're such a pain in the ass
why do they happen?

Posted 06.05.07|

MadHaiku endorsement (like it matters)

my friend Evil Spock
is running for president
he's smarter than Bush!

Posted 06.03.07|

facing your fears

peer over the edge
and stare into the abyss
the abyss stares back

Posted 05.31.07|

american gothic

we be patriots
we don't be burning no flag
don't mean we like you

Posted 05.27.07|

mitt romney's campaign blog

i am mitt romney
i'm mormon, as you can see
i have but one wife!

Posted 05.24.07|

for suzanne

Posted 05.23.07|

Mondays suck

Mondays are a drag
and Tuesdays aren't much better
Make weekends longer!

Posted 05.21.07|