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mc
haiku in da house yo

hip-hop
in haiku
got no beat no street, shee-it
Basho got no rhymes
Posted
06.23.07|
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My
take on Basho
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google
this
once
upon a time
google was mighty fine
but all tyrants are punks
Posted
06.19.07|
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what
good is haiku?
haiku
is useless
like
a tree's dead leaves falling
Basho's voodoo child
Posted
06.15.07|
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mirror,
mirror on the wall...

i
wish i was cute
so i wouldn't have to do
the things that i do
Posted
06.11.07|
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My
wife and her power tools
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the
political prisoner
she's
in the slammer
like any other jailbird
FREE PARIS HILTON
Posted
06.06.07|
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ode
to a (recent) flat
i
hate flat tires
they're such a pain in the ass
why do they happen?
Posted
06.05.07|
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Zen
and the art of flat tire repair
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MadHaiku
endorsement (like it matters)
my
friend Evil
Spock
is running for president
he's smarter than Bush!
Posted
06.03.07|
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facing
your fears
peer
over the edge
and stare into the abyss
the abyss stares back
Posted
05.31.07|
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The
History of Shoes
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american
gothic

we
be patriots
we don't be burning no flag
don't mean we like you
Posted
05.27.07|
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Bad
analogies
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mitt
romney's campaign blog

i
am mitt romney
i'm mormon, as you can see
i have but one wife!
Posted
05.24.07|
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Mondays
suck
Mondays
are a drag
and Tuesdays aren't much better
Make weekends longer!
Posted
05.21.07|
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Join
the 5-day weekend movement
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