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a meme
in haiku*
1. Where is your cell phone?
I
made a phone call
There was a strange clicking sound
Oh, just a wiretap
2.
Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
coo
softly in bed
your skin tingling to my touch
oops, you're not my wife!
3.
Your hair?
the
hairs on my head
keep falling to the ground
DAMN GRAVITY!
4.
Your favorite thing?
i
get drunk.
i write haiku.
usually in that order.
5.
Your dream last night?
sometimes
late at night
when the moon is full and bright
i dream of what was
6.
Your favorite drink?
what
is happiness
but the absence of sadness
and some Jack Daniels
7.
Your fear?
my
attention span
gets SHORTER by the minute
what did you just say?
8.
What do you want to be in 10 years?
when
i'm dead and gone
i hope they will say of me
he liked to bend the rules
9.
Who did you hang out with last night?
Frederich
Nietzsche is a pal of mine
We hang out at a place called Spago
He'd be a bigger tipper but, well, he's dead
10.
What you're not?
Some
people call me a minimalist
I don't know what that means
Is it like that guy Marcel Marceau?
11.
Your Ex?
my
wife ran away
with my buddy down the street
I really miss him
12.
One of your wish list items?
i
crave adventure
brand-new sights, unknown places
can i bring my couch?
13.
The last thing you did?
Staggering
in the night
Above me, a strange light blinking
DON'T WALK DON'T WALK DON'T WALK
14.
Your TV?
tv
melts your mind
a vast land of toxic sludge
why do i watch it?
15.
Your Pet?
my
goldfish wonders:
there must be a god, otherwise
who changes the water?
16.
Your computer?
i
don't keep my life
on my apple laptop
dead hard drives bum me out
17.
Your life?
i
am nobody
nameless, faceless in a crowd
i like it like that
18.
Missing?
I
used to do drugs
I don't do them any longer
I forget why
19.
What are you thinking about right now?
frolicking
in da surf
wahines in bikinis
hey, no broke da jaw
20.
Your car?
the
said of my car
repulsive apparatus
go fast scream & drool
21.
Your work?
i'm
a journal-ist
but i don't keep a journal
i just keep the words
22.
Your summer?
Scorching
summer day
Hot enough to fry an egg
On that bald guy's head
23.
Your relationship status?
i
fell in love once
it was not so bad
getting dumped was not so good
24.
When is the last time you laughed?
When
I get hammered
I like to sing along
to really sappy songs
25.
Last time you cried?
to
tell you the truth
i like to do my drinking
at home. alone. in the dark.
26.
Your mood?
i'm
a comment whore
please pay me in wads of words
me love you long time!
*inspired
by Sarah @ Nobody
Likes a Dead Cat
Posted
05.11.07|
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dick
cheney
