prime directive

This tired ol' Earth
is getting ridiculous
Scotty, beam me up!

Posted 03.19.07|

going to church

i went to church once
they prayed a lot to god
then collected money

Posted 03.17.07|

raggedy ann

i dig ann coulter
a shiksa with balls and brains
shit for brains, i mean

Posted 03.13.07|

the bright side of chlorofluorocarbons

splendiferous day!
sun bright, gamma rays beaming
oh, no ozone layer

Posted 03.09.07|

the bible in haiku book vi

Daniel kicked some ass
down there in the lion's den
he badder than Shaft?

Posted 03.05.07|

glad i'm not britney, heh

i am nobody
nameless, faceless in a crowd
i like it like that

Posted 03.01.07|

2 tickets to paradise

i crave adventure
brand-new sights, unknown places
can i bring my couch?

Posted 02.24.07|

alt esc del

i don't keep my life
on my apple laptop
dead hard drives bum me out

Posted 02.21.07|

for my pal slade

from among the stars
like the smile of a comet
boy slade will be borne

Posted 02.18.07|

my funny little valentine

do you remember
exploring love's mysteries
that one summer night?

Posted 02.14.07|

lincoln freed the slaves
or so we are taught in school
who will free our minds?

Posted 02.11.07|

radar love

crazy astro girl
trying to ice your rival
re-entry's a bitch

Posted 02.08.07|