remembrance of things past

sometimes late at night
when the moon is full and bright
i dream of what was

Posted 12.01.06|

the origins of road rage

bitch on the freeway
oblivious on her phone
my road rage rising

Posted 11.29.06|

high on nectar

little hummingbird
flittering above my head
dude, i'm not a plant!

Posted 11.26.06|

my moment of zen

i am on the verge
of discovering something
but i don't know what

Posted 11.22.06|

just in time for thanksgiving...

a new cooking show:
"eat, drink, puke with rachael ray"
she's so glamorous!

Posted 11.20.06|

haiku for dummies (not you per se)

haiku is easy
one word after another
no rhyming needed!

Posted 11.16.06|

britney por vida

britney oh britney
will you be mine
soon as you learn to drive

Posted 11.13.06|

the bible in haiku book IV

tower of babel
cacophony of voices
yall need a dee jay

Posted 11.10.06|

ode to frank zappa

ZaPPa cRaPPa ZaP
cRaPPa ZaPPa ZaPPa CrAp
DoN't EaT YeLLoW SnOw

Posted 11.08.06|

god is a republican?

if god had the vote
what makes you really believe
he would vote for YOU?

Posted 11.06.06|