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by
e.e. cummings
l(a
le
af
fa
ll
s)
one
l
iness
Posted
7.30.06|
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Filthy
Words*
Seven
dirty words
that you won't hear on the air:
What, you don't know them?
Posted
7.29.06|
*Suggested
by Dara,
I'm not sure why
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For
the profanity challenged: George
Carlin's riff
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A Bad
Day at the Office
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckit
Posted
7.28.06|
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how
will the world end?
not with a bang or whimper.
with a child's tears.
pray
for peace, y'all.
Posted
7.27.06| Comments disabled
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Happiness
what
is happiness
but the absence of sadness
and some Jack Daniels
Posted
7.26.06|
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Funny haha: The
Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
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Coming
Next Month ...
The Bible in Haiku
The
occasional three-liner torn from the pages of the Good Book
itself, say hallelujah. Suggestions mostly welcomed.
In
the meantime, check out The
Skeptic's Annotated Bible. You have to admire the
work that went into it, if nothing else.
Posted
7.25.06|
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What
the Open Mic Missed*
World
leaders gathered
Blair whispering to the Shrub
"George, your fly's open!"
Posted
7.23.06|
*Requested
by Slade
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God
or Darwin?
Creation
began
with a Big Bang
but who lit the fuse?
Posted
7.21.06|
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Summer
in the City
Scorching
summer day
Hot enough to fry an egg
On that bald guy's head
Posted
7.18.06|
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The
Pineapple Report: You
can fry eggs on sidewalks
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Another
True Confession

When
I get hammered
I like to sing along to
really sappy songs
Posted
7.15.06|
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100+
versions of Stairway
to Heaven (the accordion one is my favorite)
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The
Bicycle Ride
out
on a bike ride
a jaywalker got in my way
SPLAT
Posted
7.13.06|
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Currently
watching: The Tour de France
Personal
essay: Death on a Bicycle >>
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Another
Existential Morning
The
sun rose again today
Suprised, I opened the blinds
It was bright outside
Posted
7.10.06|
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