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by e.e. cummings

 

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   af
   fa

   ll

   s)
   one
   l

   iness


Posted 7.30.06|


Filthy Words*

Seven dirty words
that you won't hear on the air:
What, you don't know them?


Posted 7.29.06|

*Suggested by Dara, I'm not sure why

For the profanity challenged: George Carlin's riff

A Bad Day at the Office

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckit


Posted 7.28.06|


how will the world end?
not with a bang or whimper.
with a child's tears.

 

pray for peace, y'all.


Posted 7.27.06| Comments disabled


Happiness

what is happiness
but the absence of sadness
and some Jack Daniels


Posted 7.26.06|

Funny haha: The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs

Coming Next Month ...

The Bible in Haiku

The occasional three-liner torn from the pages of the Good Book itself, say hallelujah. Suggestions mostly welcomed.

In the meantime, check out The Skeptic's Annotated Bible. You have to admire the work that went into it, if nothing else.


Posted 7.25.06|

 


What the Open Mic Missed*

World leaders gathered
Blair whispering to the Shrub
"George, your fly's open!"


Posted 7.23.06|

*Requested by Slade


God or Darwin?

Creation began
with a Big Bang
but who lit the fuse?


Posted 7.21.06|

 


Summer in the City

Scorching summer day
Hot enough to fry an egg
On that bald guy's head


Posted 7.18.06|

 

The Pineapple Report: You can fry eggs on sidewalks

Another True Confession

When I get hammered
I like to sing along to
really sappy songs


Posted 7.15.06|

 

100+ versions of Stairway to Heaven (the accordion one is my favorite)

The Bicycle Ride

out on a bike ride
a jaywalker got in my way
SPLAT


Posted 7.13.06|

 

Currently watching: The Tour de France

Personal essay: Death on a Bicycle >>

Another Existential Morning

The sun rose again today
Suprised, I opened the blinds
It was bright outside


Posted 7.10.06|

 

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