The Joy of Flying

crammed in an airplane
a fat guy loudly farting
where's the damn oxygen mask!

Posted 7.07.06|

Maui Wowie

fluffy pink clouds
drifting where sky meets the sea
swish
         swirl
                   sunset

Posted 7.03.06|

At Da Beach

frolicking in da surf
wahines in bikinis
hey, no broke da jaw

Posted 6.30.06|

Da Ol' Timers

Ol' Hawaii guys
brown and hard like coconuts
talk story all day

Posted 6.28.06|

Anuddah Day in Da Kine

loungin on da beach
knockin back anuddah beer
tinkin of nuthin

Posted 6.26.06|

Aloha Y'all

My day job needs me
to be in Hawaii. Ha!
I'll be back. Maybe.

Posted 6.20.06|

National Security

Trust your government
We only want to keep you safe
Wanna buy a bridge?

Posted 6.18.06|

The Tao of Nothingness

Posted 6.17.06|

Rove Skates

Poor Scooter Libby
He got left holding the bag
It sucks to be him

Posted 6.15.06|

Prezident Shrub

I am the Decider
I make decisions
That's what a decider do

Posted 6.13.06|

For Valerie

They said you were crazy
But they all missed the point
Say hi to God for me

Posted 6.12.06 | Comment disabled

Night on the Town

Staggering in the night
Above me, a strange light blinking
DON'T WALK DON'T WALK DON'T WALK

Posted 6.10.06|