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Commenting

Leaving a comment
Is like tossing a coin
To the guy's monkey


Posted 6.08.06|

 


Geraldo's Blog Entry

"I wanted the news.
Anxious, I flipped on the boob tube.
Ugh, Katie Couric!"


Posted 6.06.06|

 



Posted 6.03.06|

 


All American

I am all American
American is all I speak
All my shit's made somewhere else


Posted 6.01.06|

 


True Confession Variation No. 2

I once kept a blog
Like my pet turtle it croaked
Somewhere a toilet flushed


Posted 5.29.06|

 

TheWayBack Machine: MadHaiku thru the ages >


Posted 5.27.06|

 


American Idol

So Taylor Hicks won
But not because he could sing
Must've been his hair


Posted 5.25.06|

 


 

beneath death's sad storm
a moment whispers our sleep
& I ache for you

(Original refrigerator door composition)


Posted 5.24.06|

 


Migratory Rant

A duck walked past my house.
He quacked as he waddled.
He seemed angry.


Posted 5.22.06|

 


Leonardo's Last Laugh

The Da Vinci Code
is just a work of fiction.
Is your faith really that weak?


Posted 5.19.06|

 

On reading The DVC and other sorrows >

MySpace for Dummies

I went to MySpace dot com
A profile attracted me
I clicked but nothing happened


Posted 5.18.06|

 

For the morbidly curious: My Death Space >

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