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About
the author
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Drunken
haiku vault
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How I write this crap
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The worst haiku ever
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Moby-Dick in haiku
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The
Bush Philosophy
The
Constitution
is just a piece a paper
with some crap on it
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5.16.06|
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The
Phone Call
I
made a phone call
There was a strange clicking sound
Oh, just a wiretap
Posted
5.12.06|
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Republican
Economics
Oil
companies
Raking in obscene profits
Give 'em a tax break
Posted
5.11.06|
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War
& Peace
The
war in Iraq
Is in need of just one thing:
An ending
Posted
5.09.06|
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Erectile
Malfunction
I
tried Levitra
But I'm sorry to report
It didn't last no damn six hours
Posted
5.05.06|
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Related topic (well, sort of): Scientists find King Tut's penis
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True
Confession Variation No. 1
I
used to keep a blog.
One day I ran out of things to say.
So I quit.
Posted
5.03.06|
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Star-Spangled
Banner en Español
José
can you see
The ruckus in El Norte
You stole my busboy job
Posted
4.28.06|
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• Growing
up in Atzlan (or thereabouts)
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iPod
Blues
iPod
battery near death
I replace the damn thing myself
Yeah, I'm the baddest
Posted
4.26.06|
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More
iPod crap
• battery replacement
• funny movie
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The
End Is Near
Life
as we know it
Will cease to exist
When gas hits 5 bucks a gallon
Posted
4.23.06|
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This
way to Neil Young's new album ===>
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After
Birth
I
like Katie Holmes
But when it comes to her placenta
I'm strictly vegetarian
Posted
4.19.06|
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The
Glass of Water
I
poured a drink of water.
Thirsty, I took a big sip.
The glass was half empty.
Posted
4.18.06|
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The
Subway
The
subway train came to a stop.
The doors rattled open.
I got off.
Posted
4.17.06|
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the nite
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